Wednesday 10 September 2008

Are Valve from the future? LHC Geneva=Black Mesa

OMGZ - LOOK! GIANT LAMBDA SYMBOL OVER GENEVA - PR00F!

We're not dead yet, but there's still some time to go. That's because the first particles colliding in the LHC will happen on the 21st October 2008. So while stage one has gone fine, stage two will be the real test.

Some, like, totally uber scientists like - Dr. Romanovisk Kaj0rk1337 have said that the LHC will bring about a portal/fissure to another dimension where a group of aliens will come through and wage war with us. Sound familiar? Aha. Of course it does! You played this very scenario a decade ago! I know. Ron Ambiguous knows. Do Valve know? It's none other than Half-Life.

Yes, the game where crowbar wielding, MIT graduate Gordon Freeman fights aliens that have come to Earth from the planet Xen via a "resonance cascade" that Mr. Freeman cause
d - which is tech talk for a time-space catastrophe or something. I don't care. As long as it's about aliens.

So what, you say? Well, there's more. The similarities grow. As we
can clearly see from image to the right, Mr. Freeman is indeed alive and well. In fact, he is doing so well that he has found his way onto the team at the LHC. While I'm sure we're all happy to see Gordon back in work with CERN after his turbulent time under the services of G-Man, it's quite horrifying to think of him working on something like this. LOOK AT THAT SMILE! He seems to have forgotten what happened back at Black Mesa. Poor bastard.

Oh, and it doesn't end there! Check out this video.
It's of an interview with a Combine soldier:



And it's very similar to this video:



Coincidence? I'm a crackpot, so...NO! The Combine ARE the scientologists, the LHC WILL bring aliens through from the planet Xen - despite the fact that it already happened in Half-Life (but that's a rift in the space time continuum for ya!) - Gordon Freeman IS on the scene at the LHC should anything happen (and there are crowbars for all, or so I've heard) and Valve...?

THEY ARE FROM THE FUTUREZ.

You think that Left 4 Dead is a kewl name for a game? Think about it...think about it long and hard and you'll know. You'll know.

I'm carrying my load, alright? And...as much as I'm carrying, I still feel that I gotta do more. There's still a thing of..."Let's Go!"

Thanks for reading; I've been a crackpot.

Resonance Cascade #00110100100011111...010010101OMGBBQ1000110011011!0101!Oo!1 due to launch on 21st October. Tell family and friends!

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